Achievement Unlocked a4s5r

Who needs gameplay when you have ACHIEVEMENTS? Don’t worry about beating levels, finding ways t’ kill enemies, or beating the final boss… there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny… doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything. Metagame yourself with ease! Self-satisfaction never felt so… artificial! 5p141j

How to Play: 425q12

ControlsUse the arrow keys… if you dare.
Use the arrow keys… if you dare.